Posted by: obison | June 22, 2008

Dating Rant#3: The Chase

This by far must be the biggest pain in the arse. Why do i have to chase you to pass your tests that i’m interested in you and not what in your panties. The fact I’m calling or texting and even what i say states that IM INTERESRTED in you. Now granted I’m dumb. I may not pick up on what maybe consisted hidden hint. Now its odd how women say communication is a key. Well how can it be if they can’t talk up front about things. Now from talking with some friends about the resent event I’ve gone thru, I must be blind to some factor I thought I had understood. As you get older the harder it gets. From simple to jeebus I need PHD from MIT in womenoledgy thinking.

If I’m interested in someone I make afford to you get to know you. That entails uh calling you to talk, emails or hey going out with each other better yet my body actions like holding hands, kissing . Now for some reason women want to be chased but not all women want you to chase them. Some how this is a test they give to see if us guys are worthy. Now this can be damn confusing to a guy too. Its hard to figure at times if the woman is dropping a hint or she doesnt want to do anything or just joking about. Why cant ya just come out and say it.

Now if you want me to chase you. How about you just wearing a long sleeve button down shirt with nothing else on. Then say catch me if you can and let the chase begin inside the house. Damn that sounds so much better then pondering over does she want to go out or come over to my place or me come over to her place. I’m sure there is more to add to this also. If so i’ll do an update to this post.

Remember not to have waxed the floors in the house too. sliding into a wall hurts and you will be dizzy for alittle ;)


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